My interest in the royal baby has been low at best, I find Kate or is it Catherine? a little bit safe, a little bit beige and a little bit well, twee. I think this is ok, given that I think exactly the same of William - a perfect royal match. That Harry though... what a ragamuffin!
The only baby that I've been focusing on of late is young Ace Knute - and with a name like Ace Knute I'm sure he needs no introduce or indeed a surname, but for the uneducated it is Ace Knute Johnson, fresh from Jessica Simpson's loins. The gestation period of a polar bear is very similar to that of a human so I can only imagine Jessica took inspiration for Ace's middle name from a very famous polar bear.
Knut - the Berlin Polar Bear, not Ace Knute.
Meanwhile, other than the current baby-mania that is taking place which in all honestly I'm not qualified to comment on - nor do I want to. I compare children to a visit to the dentist, from which I've recently returned from. Thankfully I've got a clear bill of good dental hygiene, however at the same time I was promptly rebuffed by the dentist because according to this toothy professional I drink too much tea and coffee! isn't that odd? because as you well know, I don't touch a drop of either. You know what I blame? red wine, fortunately for me it is almost vodka lime and soda season.
Vodka lime and soda, now perhaps a bottle of vodka would have made 'Man or Steel' a touch more than an almost passable movie. Seriously, what are our friends at WB and DC doing? Lois Lame and SuperCheese.
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